If your family is anything like mine then you have seen National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation A MILLION TIMES. We love it. We are never sick of it. Ive already watched it once this month on Abc and plan to watch it again. For those of you NOT obsessed with this Christmas flick…… I apologize for my offensive printables. They are direct quotes from the movie, I swear. I got the idea for these this morning when my friend posted this National Lampoons Cafepress Link to merchandise with quotes from the movie. My first thought was, I need to order something Clark Griswoldish for my Dad, then my second thought was…. PRINTABLES!! So I jumped on my computer, texted my family and friends for their favorite quotes and made these free Griswold printables. My house is now covered in cuss words and offensiveness. Can’t wait for my parents to get here, they will love them. If you would like to brighten up your holiday decor with some National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation cheer then simply download, print the page you like and frame! There are 9 options so make sure you choose which page you want to print or you will end up printing all of them. I got these frames at the dollar store (my favorite store, I can go there in my pajamas and feel totally normal).
Originally I printed 8×10 size (as pictured) but these are way too big. I mean, printables with cuss words are funny but this was a bit much. So the PDF below is all 5×7 size printables. I hope you ENJOY!
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Free Printables
**Sorry for the terrible pictures, I am posting this from my phone
I hope you can use my National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Free Printables! Merry Christmas

WHOOOOO HOOOOO!!! someone with a fantastic sense of humor for the holidays. These will be perfect for my house instead of all that cutesy stuff. Thanks so much for creating these. I will be sharing with other friends that have my same sense of humor.
I love them, but I wish you had the one with Aunt Bethany: What’s that sound? You hear it? It’s a funny squeaky sound. Uncle Lewis: You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant. LOVE that quote!
Me too Christy, love that one!
thank you so much! I love these. I wear the shirts during the season until my 80 yr old Mother tells me to take them of ( and I do) lol. Merry Christmas!
Kelly Jean says
Yah! These are super awesome! Thank you so much for sharing!
Leighaloo says
LOVE THESE!!!! My all time favorite is Eddie out in the street empting the RV’s septic line: “Merry Christmas, Shitters Full! ” LOL Hilarious.
Thanks for sharing your sense of humor, gotta get me a print now! ; )